Modern Warfare 3′s Number #1 Player Arrested
The world’s number #1 Free For All Modern Warfare 3 player has been arrested for piracy charges in an operation conducted by the FBI. Kim Dotcom, who was born Kim Schmitz, owns the file-sharing company Megaupload which was recently closed down by the US Government on pricey copyright infringement violations.
Schmitz, when in his spare time, played alot of Modern Warfare 3, managed to get to the top of the Free For All leaderboard under the gamertag “MEGARACER”. He notched up over 150.000 kills on his way to the no.1 spot, obviously putting excessive amount of time into the game.
Schmitz assets were reportedly worth $175 million, before the 39-year-old was arrested at his home in New Zealand. Many of his assets included, high priced cars, plenty of cash and ironically a collection of guns. With Modern Warfare 3 being the 2nd most pirated game last year, Megaupload most have been an influential part in it’s sharing, even before the game was released.
Alabama Man Face Sign is Distracting all Basketball players!
From a snarling Saddam Hussein, to a grinning Hulk Hogan, to a sultry Marilyn Monroe, students across the nation have waved all sorts of giant celebrity heads this season in an effort to distract opposing free-throw shooters.
Transformers 4 arriving in June 2014

Another installment of the “Transformers” franchise is officially on the way, whether Shia LaBeouf wants to be a part of it or not.
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Exxxotica NY 2011
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This guy is mad funny
But accurate. Listen to Kev give relationship advice and turn offs in women.
Man Eats Live Scorpion!
Controversial Movie, Raymond Deane’s “Travail”
Dipstick Magazine Reviews This trailer for upcoming movie to our enjoyment. This trailer gives its viewers a preview of a very raw movie. There are complex plots and character development with racial tension throughout. The acting was probably at a “C+” Level…But don’t let that stop you from seeing this movie. I think the writers really went for a realistic racist movie theme and we feel they did a great job. We recommend you see it, We definitely will.
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Justin Bieber not allowed to freestyle in the Cypher

How would have felt if you turned on the BET (Black Entertainment Television) Hip Hop Awards and caught “The Cyphers” with Justin Bieber spitting a hot 16 ? It almost happened! DJ Premier, in a recent interview, revealed that “Justin Bieber asked if he could do the cypher and everybody was worried that might mess up the integrity of BET, I was like yo, as long as he got a dope rhyme, let him spit. But then we heard he wants Luda to write his rhyme.” Once Premier realized that tid-bit of information “I was like oh no, no, no, no. If you ain’t writing your own rhyme, you can’t do it, so Justin, you gotta take a backseat. Write your own rhymes, honey.” You have just witnessed a case of “When Being White Goes Wrong…”
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